Ek banda doctor ke paas gaya aur bola, "Doctor sahab, mujhe lagta hai ki main bakra ban gaya hoon."
Doctor ne pucha, "Kyon, kya hua?"
Banda bola, "Maine apni biwi se kaha ki main usse bahut pyar karta hoon, aur usne mujhe jawab diya, 'Tum mere liye bahut mahatvapoorn ho, tum mere liye ek bakra ho!'"