"Teacher: bachon, agar koi mujhse sawal ka jawab nahi dega to usko khana pilane ke badle chalka denge.
Student: Sir, apne aaj tak kisi ko chalka diya hai?
Teacher: Nahi, par tum kyun pooch rahe ho?
Student: Sir, bas soch raha tha ke agar aapne diya hota to shayad aaj hamari class me koi nahi hota 😂"